Happy Birthday Funny

Are you ready to find happy birthday funny to make them laugh? We have a variety that will fit your need. Our funny birthday wishes will remind them that today it’s their day to have fun! We have funny birthday wishes for best friend or family members. No matter what your need, you’ll find the perfect message right here.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

  • Balloons are so weird, it’s like saying happy birthday, here’s a sack of my breath.
  • We will always be friends til we are old and senile…then we can be new friends.
  • A good friend is difficult to find. Someone that is smart, thoughtful, funny and awesome. Good thing you’ve found me!
  • Happy birthday to my friend who is one year closer to granny panties.
  • Congratulations on being born, a really long time ago.
  • Thank you for being born. It’s a great excuse to get drunk and eat cake.
  • I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I wish I had a great excuse but I was mostly distracted by snacks and the internet. So, I’m sorry for being a terrible friend.
  • Happy birthday to my favorite party animal! Let’s make this year even wilder than the last.
  • On your special day, my dear friend, I wish you a lifetime of awkward moments, embarrassing photos, and unforgettable memories.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend and partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more unforgettable than the last.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as wonderful as you are…not really, but you’re still my best friend.
  • Happy birthday to a friend who is always down for a good time, a cold beer and bad decisions. Let’s make this year the best one yet.
  • To my friend who’s always up for an adventure, happy birthday! Let’s make this year even more spontaneous and wild.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend, my confidant, my therapist, and my drinking buddy. Here’s to another year of belly laughs and good times.
  • On your birthday, my dear friend, I wish you a year filled with cake, laughter, and all the shenanigans your heart desires.
  • Happy birthday to a friend who is the life of the party, even when there’s no party. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as funny as you are, which is very funny. Let’s make this year one to remember.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend! Let’s make this year even better than the last, and let’s make sure we have even more fun than last year.
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

  • I am so blessed to have a sister like you. Always remember, if you fall I will pick you up. After I stop laughing.
  • Happy birthday to my big sister, no matter how old you get, I’ll always be younger!
  • Happy birthday to my sister, I would walk through fire for you. Well, not fire because it’s dangerous but I would walk through a humid room but not too humid because my hair.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother or Sister-in-law

  • Happy birthday to someone that can be anything you want to be, except younger.
  • Birthday Tip: If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it’s considered a muffin. Muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.
  • Happy birthday to my sister-in-law, the only person who can make me laugh and roll my eyes at the same time.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as wonderful as you are… not really, but you’re still family.
  • On your special day, sister-in-law, I wish you a lifetime of awkward family photos, inside jokes, and unforgettable memories.
  • Happy birthday to my sister-in-law and partner in crime. Let’s make this year even more unforgettable than the last.
  • To my sister-in-law who’s always up for a good time, happy birthday! Let’s make this year even more spontaneous and wild.
  • Happy birthday to my sister-in-law, my confidant, my therapist, and my shopping buddy. Here’s to another year of belly laughs and good times.
  • On your birthday, my dear sister-in-law, I wish you a year filled with cake, laughter, and all the shenanigans your heart desires.
  • Happy birthday to my sister-in-law who is the life of the party, even when there’s no party. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as funny as you are, which is very funny. Let’s make this year one to remember.
  • Happy birthday to my sister-in-law! Let’s make this year even better than the last, and let’s make sure we have even more fun than last year.
  • Cheese, whiskey, wine and you. Three things that age well. Happy birthday to the finest wine I’ve ever met.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Parents

  • Happy birthday and congratulations for being born a human. If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.
  • Mom/Dad, thank you for putting up with such a spoiled, bratty, unappreciative child…like my brother/sister. Love, Your favorite child
  • I was considering a funny card, but at your age I know bladder control could be a problem.
  • Happy birthday to the best parent. Today we celebrate the best decision you ever made, me!
  • You don’t look a day over the age you claim to be. Don’t worry I’ll lie about my age too so we both seem believable.
  • You are so youthful and good looking. I’m so glad I got all of the good genes.
  • Congratulations on being way less wrinkly than I figured you’d be by now.
  • Happy birthday, with age comes new skills. You can now laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time.
  • Happy birthday, Mom and Dad! I hope your special day is filled with laughter, love, and cake. And hopefully not too much dad-joking.
  • On your special day, Mom and Dad, I wish you a lifetime of awkward family photos, inside jokes, and unforgettable memories.
  • Happy birthday to the parents who taught me how to be weird, wild, and wonderful. Let’s make this year even more unforgettable than the last.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as wonderful as you are… not really, but you’re still my parents.
  • Happy birthday to the parents who have always been there for me, even when I was at my most ridiculous. Here’s to another year of belly laughs and good times.
  • On your birthday, Mom and Dad, I wish you a year filled with cake, laughter, and all the shenanigans your hearts desire.
  • Happy birthday to the parents who taught me how to be funny, even if sometimes it’s at their expense. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as funny as you are, which is very funny. Let’s make this year one to remember.
  • Happy birthday Mom and Dad! Let’s make this year even better than the last, and let’s make sure we have even more fun than last year.

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Happy Birthday Brother Funny

On your birthday I’ve decided you could use a few tips. Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one. Thank you for not being so annoying anymore. Happy birthday to a brother who has the world’s greatest sister, you are so lucky!

  • Happy birthday to my amazing brother! I hope your day is as fabulous as your hair looks on a windy day.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s out of this world, because you’re an extraterrestrial being (at least that’s what mom always says).
  • Happy birthday to the best brother a person could ask for! Now let’s go out and celebrate like we’re still 21 (even though we’re not).
  • Happy birthday to my brother, the only person I know who can make a sweater look cool.
  • Happy birthday to the world’s greatest brother! You’re so amazing, I’m surprised you haven’t been abducted by aliens yet.
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my one and only brother! May your day be filled with cake, presents, and all your favorite things (except for doing the dishes, that’s my job).
  • Happy birthday to the coolest brother around! I hope your day is filled with as much excitement as you bring to our family every day.
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my brother, the only person I know who can turn a trip to the grocery store into an epic adventure.
  • Happy birthday to the best brother a person could ask for! Here’s to hoping that your day is as special as you are to me.
  • Happy birthday to my dear brother! May your day be as sweet as the cake we’ll be eating in your honor.

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Happy Birthday Funny General

  • Thank you for continuing the tradition of being older than me. Happy birthday!
  • Always remember, age is just a number. In your case a high one. Be thankful humans don’t age in dog years.
  • I made you a birthday cake but I can’t figure out how to send it, so I ate it and it was awesome!
  • Happy birthday to one of the few people I can tolerate on a daily basis.
  • Your birthday reminds me of the Chinese scholar, Yung No Mo.
  • Forecast for tonight: alcohol, low standards and poor decisions!
  • Happy birthday! You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as amazing as you are… which is pretty damn amazing.
  • Another year older, another year wiser… or so I’ve been told. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! You have officially reached the age where it’s no longer appropriate to make fun of your age. So I won’t. I’ll just make fun of your hair instead.
  • Happy birthday to someone who is smart, good-looking, and funny. Wait, that’s not you… I must be thinking of someone else. Happy birthday anyway!
  • Congratulations on reaching the age of questionable judgment and questionable taste in music. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to death. So party it up while you still can!
  • Happy birthday to someone who is now officially too old to do the Macarena at a wedding. But hey, at least you can embarrass your kids by doing it instead.
  • Happy birthday to someone who is still younger than the age they’ll be next year.
  • Another year older, another year closer to adulting. Happy birthday, kid.
  • Happy birthday to someone who is finally legal… to do absolutely nothing.
  • I can’t believe how old you’re getting! Quick, make a wish before you turn into a raisin.
  • Congratulations on surviving another year on this crazy planet. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday to someone who is now old enough to know better, but still young enough to not care.
  • Happy birthday! I hope your special day is as amazing as your hair looks on a good day.
  • Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine… or cheese. Either way, you’re getting better with age.
  • Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you need a magnifying glass to read your age on your driver’s license.
  • I’m not sure if I’m supposed to wish you a happy birthday or a happy end of an era. Either way, have a great day!
  • Happy birthday! You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted.
  • Happy birthday! You’re now one year closer to getting your AARP card and rocking a pair of velcro sneakers.
  • Another year, another excuse to eat cake and act like a kid again. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! You’re now at the age where it’s socially acceptable to have a wine collection and a reading nook. Embrace it.
  • Happy birthday to someone who is still young enough to be able to pull off the grandpa card at restaurants. Enjoy it while it lasts.
  • Happy birthday! You’re now officially too old to play beer pong, but it’s never too late to learn shuffleboard. Just saying.
  • Happy birthday! I hope this year brings you as much pleasure as a cold beer on a hot day, a good book on a rainy day and a hot tub after a long day.
  • On your special day, I wish you a lifetime of awkward moments, embarrassing photos, and unforgettable memories. Especially the ones that involve tequila.
  • Happy birthday, let’s make this year even wilder than the last. And by wild, I mean let’s drink like there’s no tomorrow.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as wonderful as you are… not really, but you’re still my best drinking buddy.
  • Happy birthday, let’s make this year even more unforgettable than the last. And by unforgettable, I mean let’s make sure we don’t remember anything.
  • To my friend who’s always up for an adventure, happy birthday! Let’s make this year even more spontaneous and wild. And by wild, I mean let’s party like rockstars!
  • Happy birthday, my confidant, my therapist, and my drinking buddy. Here’s to another year of belly laughs and good times. And by good times, I mean drinks.
  • On your birthday, my dear friend, I wish you a year filled with cake, laughter, and all the shenanigans your heart desires. And by shenanigans, I mean partying.
  • Happy birthday, you’re the life of the party, even when there’s no party. Let’s make this year even more epic than the last. And by epic, I mean let’s make sure we have the best night ever.
  • Wishing you a birthday that’s as funny as you are, which is very funny. Let’s make this year one to remember. And by remember, I mean let’s make sure we have a good time.

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Funny Birthday Poem for Sister

Happy birthday to my sister, the one who’s always there,
To lend a listening ear, and show she cares.

You may be older, but you’ll always be my sis,
And even though we may fight, we’ll always end up with a kiss.

So let’s raise a glass, to your special day,
And celebrate you in every single way.

You’re not just getting older, you’re also getting wiser,
But let’s be real, you’ll always be the family’s resident “sizer” (joke)

Remember when you were young, and you thought you knew it all,
Well now you know you don’t, and that’s a standing ball.

But despite all the jokes, I’m so grateful to have you in my life,
Happy birthday sis, let’s make this year the most exciting one yet, be ready for some “sizer” strife!

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Happy Birthday Funny Adult Humor

  • I bet I can give you happy birthday. Can I blow your candle?
  • I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world….naked and screaming.
  • Be classy, sassy and always smart assy!
  • I licked this envelope. You should have seen me. It was sexy af.
  • From one fabulous bitch to another, happy birthday!
  • You are so fabulous, I’m pretty sure you fart glitter.
  • I hope your birthday is filled with everything naughty and nice!
  • I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we’re going to do for your birthday.
  • It’s kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.

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