Happy Birthday Funny
Are you ready to find happy birthday funny to make them laugh? We have a variety that will fit your need. Our funny birthday wishes will remind them that today it’s their day to have fun! We have funny birthday wishes for best friend or family members. No matter what your need, you’ll find the perfect message right here.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
- Balloons are so weird, it’s like saying happy birthday, here’s a sack of my breath.
- We will always be friends til we are old and senile…then we can be new friends.
- A good friend is difficult to find. Someone that is smart, thoughtful, funny and awesome. Good thing you’ve found me!
- Happy birthday to my friend who is one year closer to granny panties.
- Congratulations on being born, a really long time ago.
- Thank you for being born. It’s a great excuse to get drunk and eat cake.
- I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I wish I had a great excuse but I was mostly distracted by snacks and the internet. So, I’m sorry for being a terrible friend.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister
- I am so blessed to have a sister like you. Always remember, if you fall I will pick you up. After I stop laughing.
- Happy birthday to my big sister, no matter how old you get, I’ll always be younger!
- Happy birthday to my sister, I would walk through fire for you. Well, not fire because it’s dangerous but I would walk through a humid room but not too humid because my hair.
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother or Sister-in-law
- Happy birthday to someone that can be anything you want to be, except younger.
- Birthday Tip: If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it’s considered a muffin. Muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.
- Cheese, whiskey, wine and you. Three things that age well. Happy birthday to the finest wine I’ve ever met.
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Parents
- Happy birthday and congratulations for being born a human. If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.
- Mom/Dad, thank you for putting up with such a spoiled, bratty, unappreciative child…like my brother/sister. Love, Your favorite child
- I was considering a funny card, but at your age I know bladder control could be a problem.
- Happy birthday to the best parent. Today we celebrate the best decision you ever made, me!
- You don’t look a day over the age you claim to be. Don’t worry I’ll lie about my age too so we both seem believable.
- You are so youthful and good looking. I’m so glad I got all of the good genes.
- Congratulations on being way less wrinkly than I figured you’d be by now.
- Happy birthday, with age comes new skills. You can now laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time.
Happy Birthday Brother Funny
On your birthday I’ve decided you could use a few tips. Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one. Thank you for not being so annoying anymore. Happy birthday to a brother who has the world’s greatest sister, you are so lucky!
Happy Birthday Funny General
- Thank you for continuing the tradition of being older than me. Happy birthday!
- Always remember, age is just a number. In your case a high one. Be thankful humans don’t age in dog years.
- I made you a birthday cake but I can’t figure out how to send it, so I ate it and it was awesome!
- Happy birthday to one of the few people I can tolerate on a daily basis.
- Your birthday reminds me of the Chinese scholar, Yung No Mo.
- Forecast for tonight: alcohol, low standards and poor decisions!
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Happy Birthday Funny Adult Humor
- I bet I can give you happy birthday. Can I blow your candle?
- I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world….naked and screaming.
- Be classy, sassy and always smart assy!
- I licked this envelope. You should have seen me. It was sexy af.
- From one fabulous bitch to another, happy birthday!
- You are so fabulous, I’m pretty sure you fart glitter.
- I hope your birthday is filled with everything naughty and nice!
- I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we’re going to do for your birthday.
- It’s kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.
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